Slap Clapper

B-sides and deep cuts not heard on the album known as SlapClap, or its twitter lyric sheet.

You will also catch me at the NBA Off/Reg/Post season Tumblr as a contributing writer.

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Nov 25

natashavc:

I am not from the midwest but I relate to the sentiment of this song. I also make the most ridiculous arm waving / flapping moves to this jam. BEST CITY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WIDE WORLD.

Speaking as someone who does represent the midwest — Indiana — I concur with Lupe on this score. I assume we’re talking about the same city.

Granted I live in New York now, but you should see the town I grew up in. Big Boy’s off every interstate. Can I interest you in a meal at Ponderosa next to the cassette tapes mega store?

We are though having a problem converting the land fill across the street into a park for children, and there’s a very racist mural inside our statehouse… um, and one really funny Indian guy who’s in some of the Judd Apatow movies.

We watch a lot of television in the midwest.

The Jazzfart Domain Name Is Spoken For

and Alex Christaki slowly builds his (or her) empire.

Nov 24

Flipped over a rock and found more rules for eating at Madea’s house on Thanksgiving.

Nov 22

(via kidskiddingkittens)

One of Spidey’s lesser known villains, Doc Proctologist.

Nov 20

I think Busta Rhymes is on steroids. No, I aint got no evidence, but you ain’t be got no weapon.*

Here’s the thing: Busta used to be the fun guy who got put on ends of tracks, like “Scenario” and the “Flava In Ya Ear” remix.

The mean-mugging greased up dude (above) was, in his day, a lot of laughs- the backpacker with the quick tongue. Like a cross between Shaq and Doug E. Doug from that Cosby show. Not the “Cosby Show,” the other “Cosby Show” that was terrible, like the 3rd Newhart.

But at some point in the mid-aughts he turned into the Incredible Hulk. In ‘95 he hit 55 home runs. 55! That’s way too many home runs for a rapper. What the hell happened to Busta? Why does he look like he wears Ed Hardy shirts now?

*does anyone get that reference? Be a pal.

paulscheer:

New Lost Poster

www.damoncarltonandapolarbear.com

One time this guy with a bald spot climbed into my bed and had his way with me.

Afterwards he kissed me on my damp forehead and afixed his cap. “Hey, aren’t you in all those Ford truck commercials?”

He didn’t answer me, just tipped his cap and walked out whistling. And that, if you must know, is why I don’t buy American cars.

Nov 19

My Top 5 Favorite Dances While Dancing

5 - The Pee Wee Herman
4 - The House of Pain “Jump”
3 - The Lindy
2 - The Running Man
1 - Dry Humping A Girl From Behind While She Stands On Both Hands In A Wheelbarrow Position

Nov 17

And Now, Quotes From the Movie Cobra

“You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.”

“This is where the law stops and I start - sucker!”

“DROP IT!”

“You know what the trouble with you is? You’re too violent!”

“Hey dirtbag, you’re a lousy shot. I don’t like lousy shots. You wasted a kid… for nothing. Now I think it’s time to waste you!”

“As long as we play by these bullshit rules and the killer doesn’t, we’re gonna lose!”

“I don’t deal with psychos. I put ‘em away.”

“Let’s bleed, pig!”

“YOU’RE HISTORY!”

Nov 16

Looking Forward to Mixing This With Pepsi

what?

“Old Skull,” a genius routine about a creep who reunites prepubescent punk Old Skull as a New Age jazz combo.” Hippy Justice, and the rest of A.V. Clubs best comedy albums of the decade.

Basically.

(via: jolienoire)

I don’t know. This has to be the nastiest picture I have ever seen.

Nov 15

Thanks Videogum!

finally, some recognition for important work.