January 2009
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“No more angular guitars.”
– Franz Ferdinand
Watchbigscreenlittlescreen:
Chocolate, meet peanut butter - the first clip of Jon Hamm on 30 Rock (via thelastsemester)
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PJ Harvey Wants To Do Comedy →
Cassetteboy vs. Obama →
“When I was younger, I had a Jheri curl, I had relaxer. I was about 14 when I got...”
– Chris Rock
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“We On Fire” by the Hot Boys (feat....
100-0 →
“It is the Chinese Water Torture.”
– Clint Eastwood, on posing for photos with fans.
http://twitter.com/DavidBowie →
Janet Jopler →
What's The Dumbest Sentence Evs?
CNN just put in their entry, via a commercial for paraphernalia:
“Now history comes in your size.”
My entry is still a rough draft:
“Race me.”
I think “Race me” is one of the dumbest things you can say, even dumber than a bad ad slogan, but it’s probably not the dumbest sentence ever. I will be returning to this topic at a later date.
BREAKING...
“Yes. He knows better. He doesn’t like it anyway, from what he tells me.”
– Don’t stop believing.
Guyliner →
Lucy Liu Introduces Sting
inauguration:
“Optimism has returned to America,” says Liu before Sting takes the stage to sing, “Brand New Day.”
What?
Drunken
I know (right?) I could be on a beach right now, metaphorically. Although, that’s not a metaphor. This is a metaphor: My humps are like a very Presidential couplet of humps, today. RIGHT????
Bono still thinks you're beautiful →
