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October 2011

20 posts

Come To The City The War On Drugs

“Come to the City” by The War on Drugs. I’ve been rambling, and I tend to drift. Keep up.

Sep 30, 20111 note
#song of the week #The War on Drugs #music

September 2011

18 posts

Sep 30, 20114 notes
#Slap #EW #magazine covers #Avengers
Sep 27, 201117 notes
#Clap
Benny and the Jetts TV Girl

Hey kids TV is back! So… “Benny and the Jetts” by TV Girl.

Sep 23, 20110 notes
#song of the week #music #TV Kids
Sep 23, 20113 notes
#Clap #Ashley greene #exposed pockets
Sep 20, 20113 notes
#LOL #album cover #music #Clap
Sep 19, 201134 notes
#Slap #dolphins #yes I slapped a dolphin
Sep 19, 20111,151 notes
#suicidal cows, #conan #Clap
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Sep 18, 20112 notes
#Slap #boxing #larry holmes
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Sep 17, 20111 note
#Clap #Patrick Warburton #commercials
Skyway The Replacements

“Skyway” by The Replacement because autumn is when I do my very best wallowing.

Sep 16, 201116 notes
#song of the week #The Replacements #music #layers
Sep 15, 2011361 notes
#Clap #Denise Huxtable #Lisa Bonet
Sep 14, 20112 notes
#Clap #Heartbreaking chat
“If there were a late-night comedy show completely run by comedy writers, without any interference from a host, producer, or network, that show would probably be called The Darkest and Most Impossibly Horrible Things You Can Imagine, Presented as Comedy. Every sketch would end with a gunshot or an infant’s stroller engulfed in flames, and the show would be canceled halfway through its opening titles. That’s because most comedy writers are so inured by humor that only the most shockingly toxic ideas can achieve the proper velocity to penetrate their indifference.” —

Conan writer Todd Levin on how jokes die, for GOOD Magazine “Just Like That but Funny”

(via lonelysandwich)

Sep 14, 2011512 notes
#comedy #writing #Clap
Sep 13, 20117 notes
#LOL #The Village People #album covers #disco #music #Clap
You were the first person I ever followed on tumblr. So, you will always be my favorite. =)

Hell yea, Elle-yeah! So it’s like I’m your Tom on MySpace? This makes me extra happy.

Oh, before I forget:

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Sep 09, 20113 notes
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Sep 09, 20114 notes
#Slap #commercial #chanel #cologne #what?
Sep 05, 20111,124 notes
#Dancing With the Stars #Ron Artest #NBA #basketball
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