Posts tagged: HuffPoLOL
…if no one ever knew about American slavery before Django, I guess?
From my experience this is what you never say to her:
"Hey Monica after we split this check lets watch guys shoot dice at my friend Jerome’s place. You remember Jerome? He perms his hair and does that impression of Tupac in Juice. Gonna need you to pay for parking too hon’.”
Cryogenic Zero Mostel, DUH.
Da-da-da-da-dog sex y’all!
A fun thing that I like to do is read these headlines over the theme music to Meet the Press. I’m so fun.