Posts tagged: NBA
The center circle of my venn diagram of interests.
And Kevin Durant is Jaqen H’ghar:
A man pays his debts. A man owes for what his team does for him the three quarters before. How many wins will a team need? Speak the amount and a man will do the rest?
And if a game comes when you need me at the elbow? Say these words: “Valar Morghulis.” And a man will be waiting.
A man has said.
Jeremy Lin has a new uncanny valley action figure. So life-like it stares at you from anywhere in a room. And it never stops staring … at you. Its been staring at me for so long I’m afraid to move. Isn’t that cute?
But seriously, I have not moved since 12:30 on Tuesday. It is in control now. Please send help.
Amar’e Stoudemire has seen a lot of episodes of Luther. Here he is answering inquiring questions about his case… THE MURDER OF ROSIE LARSEN!
Presently, basketball is all there is.
It’s going to be a short season after an even shorter off-season. We had limited time to track player movement, team development and bring you in depth team analysis, like we did last year. So the bros and bro-ettes at NBAO decided we’ll follow in the footsteps of the NBA and provide you with…
I AM IN FUCKING TEARS
I have laughed an eternity at this.
Signed, NBA fan.