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This VCR is in perfect condition if you want it but — #sidenote — it only records back episodes of Soul Train. Try to record anything else — a back episode of Reba for instance — and it WILL emit a piercing alarm noise and that WILL induce vomiting.

This VCR is in perfect condition if you want it but — #sidenote — it only records back episodes of Soul Train. Try to record anything else — a back episode of Reba for instance — and it WILL emit a piercing alarm noise and that WILL induce vomiting.

Happy Memorial Day everyone

Happy Memorial Day everyone

*flaps lips*

*flaps lips*

…if no one ever knew about American slavery before Django, I guess?

…if no one ever knew about American slavery before Django, I guess?

Gaga taking toothache awareness seriously.

Gaga taking toothache awareness seriously.

On second blush this tweet is better if, at the end, you imagine the sound of the wrong answer buzzer from Family Feud.

On second blush this tweet is better if, at the end, you imagine the sound of theĀ wrong answer buzzer from Family Feud.

From my experience this is what you never say to her:
"Hey Monica after we split this check lets watch guys shoot dice at my friend Jerome’s place. You remember Jerome? He perms his hair and does that impression of Tupac in Juice. Gonna need you to pay for parking too hon’.”

From my experience this is what you never say to her:

"Hey Monica after we split this check lets watch guys shoot dice at my friend Jerome’s place. You remember Jerome? He perms his hair and does that impression of Tupac in Juice. Gonna need you to pay for parking too hon’.

ladymisskate:

Well that was easy.

ladymisskate:

Well that was easy.