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Posts tagged: Slap

Happy Memorial Day everyone

Happy Memorial Day everyone

*flaps lips*

*flaps lips*

…if no one ever knew about American slavery before Django, I guess?

…if no one ever knew about American slavery before Django, I guess?

Gaga taking toothache awareness seriously.

Gaga taking toothache awareness seriously.

On second blush this tweet is better if, at the end, you imagine the sound of the wrong answer buzzer from Family Feud.

On second blush this tweet is better if, at the end, you imagine the sound of the wrong answer buzzer from Family Feud.

From my experience this is what you never say to her:
"Hey Monica after we split this check lets watch guys shoot dice at my friend Jerome’s place. You remember Jerome? He perms his hair and does that impression of Tupac in Juice. Gonna need you to pay for parking too hon’.”

From my experience this is what you never say to her:

"Hey Monica after we split this check lets watch guys shoot dice at my friend Jerome’s place. You remember Jerome? He perms his hair and does that impression of Tupac in Juice. Gonna need you to pay for parking too hon’.

ladymisskate:

Well that was easy.

ladymisskate:

Well that was easy.

(via lookbookdotnu)
I like this guy (don’t). He’s like “Is that you wind?”

(via lookbookdotnu)

I like this guy (don’t). He’s like “Is that you wind?”