Posts tagged: SlapClap
Not cool Timmy. ABC is a family.
Whatever happend to drag queen tequila commercials?
Jeremy Lin has a new uncanny valley action figure. So life-like it stares at you from anywhere in a room. And it never stops staring … at you. Its been staring at me for so long I’m afraid to move. Isn’t that cute?
But seriously, I have not moved since 12:30 on Tuesday. It is in control now. Please send help.
GPOY as Avatar Smurf.
My mom told me once that when she was growing up in the 60’s her parents gave her “instructions” on what to say and how to act around white people when the family traveled down south on long road trips. “Because you were never sure how one might react.” Sort of a Hand Guide to White People.
I added a new chapter for the 2000’s called “What is the deal with Pulp?” There is no answer to this question.
Somebody get this British wildlife park keeper a membership to Blockbuster, please. What the hell kind of dvd collection is this? Transformers, New Moon, Fantastic Four, Hitch… HITCH??
And why own Benjamin Button? What, to watch all the deleted scenes not cut from that 3 hour epic about Brad Pitt’s makeup chair…
What baby owls? Where?
75 degrees, calm and sunny the day they took this photo. Excellent weather for a bike pose.
YOU WERE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THIS WORLD.
Gang, I was already fascinated by Luck on HBO. The show where Milch dialogue and Nolte mumbling finally meet head on. And then Luck gave Hollywood its weirdest headline of the year, ever:
HBO Cancels Luck after Third Horse Death
Look I love animals. Horses are great! So great I could barely watch the horse race scenes on this show without wincing at the mere thought of one of them pulling lame.
But if the rule of comedy is “3” then “third horse death” changes the math on tragedy + time. Now it’s tragedy + horses x 3 = time is an illusion.
