Posts tagged: fashion
From the African war lord collection.
I watched an infomercial today for something called the Big Skinny wallet. They say in it that “the Big Skinny wallet solves the top 5 wallet problems since 2005.” A truly humbling statistic.
Now I know what you’re thinking…”What are the top 5 wallet problems? And hurry up, I’m at the scene of a crime!” Well here they are you loathsome criminals:
#5 Sharp leather corners like knives
#4 Greaser wallet chain asphyxiation
#3 Jason Bourne (blames wallets on Treadstone)
#2 The makers of Clown Pockets™. “Clown Pockets: Play it loose!”
#1 Emptiness :(
(pic via: movingsideways)
I know exactly what this is which is also what I say when I shop for porn in Japan.