Posts tagged: movies
The movie New Years Eve: The Movie has a lot of intersecting story lines. I attempt to recap all of them, based solely on the trailer, despite my knowing nothing about this movie.
Enjoy question mark!
Transcript of trailer for Horrible Bosses
“I’m in!”
“Okay, so let’s do this!”
“We got to hire a professional.”
“Word!”
“You want to pull off a brilliant murder? Make it look like it’s an accident.”
“Word!”
“We all have horrible bosses by the way.”
“And Jennifer Aniston won’t stop having sex with me.”
“Wor— wait. Your boss is Jennifer Aniston?”
“She looks exactly like Jennifer Aniston. Her name is Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.”
“You don’t have to say her title.”
“Word!”
“My boss looks like Kevin Spacey. And hey man, you ever watch Saturday Night Live?”
“All the time.”
“Because you look EXACTLY like the guy on that show with the Greek last name.”
“Joe Piscopo.”
“No, not Joe—”
“Guys! Sorry to interrupt. But there are a pack of horrible bosses outside in the parking lot practically begging for us to murder them.”
“Okay then. Let’s go murder them. And after that we’ll eat pancakes for three days. Have us a jack-off party. Sound sane?”
“Word!”
Near the end of the Thor movie ‘the Thor’ and ‘the Heimdall’ stand at the edge of a cliff, on the rainbow bridge, and stare out at the vast cosmos as a raging, fantastic waterfall pours into the darkness of infinite space. In other words, the reason why I love comic books.
So forgive the movie if you think the story lacks bold vision. Some aspects have to remain stable when the entire backdrop is a Kirby drawing.
Nnkay now WHat is happeninG this sceeene?
Clap: This guy takes this pill, right?
Slap: Right.
Clap: And now he’s smarter than Robert DeNiro.
Slap: Right. Who does Robert DeNiro play?
Clap: Robert DeNiro plays Robert DeNiro, and he’s like… the guy in control.
Slap: In control of what?
Clap: Limits.
Slap: What does that even mean?
Clap (walks away)
Slap: Where you going? We were having a conver- HEY! What is this damn movie about?!?!?
