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ADVICE: If you don’t like something burn it to the ground. And if you do like something — lets say a plant — then tell everyone “HEY! I’M NOT GOING TO LIGHT THIS ON FIRE BECAUSE I LIKE IT.”

ADVICE: If you don’t like something burn it to the ground. And if you do like something — lets say a plant — then tell everyone “HEY! I’M NOT GOING TO LIGHT THIS ON FIRE BECAUSE I LIKE IT.”

Cryogenic Zero Mostel, DUH.

Cryogenic Zero Mostel, DUH.

Today in the “news”, Huey Lewis wants a high five.

Today in the “news”, Huey Lewis wants a high five.

This is where black people meet dotcom.

This is where black people meet dotcom.

Pussy Riot is no Tupac Shakur
Vladislav Y. Surkov, Russia’s deputy prime minister for modernization
This binder.

This binder.

Just a couple of nurses(?) blowing up an inflatable donkey in front of a sex shop at 9am.

Just a couple of nurses(?) blowing up an inflatable donkey in front of a sex shop at 9am.

If Mike Meyers really wanted to reboot and bring back the Austin Powers franchise he should come out with Austin Powers 12: “Quantam” of Solace? Yes Please! 
And pretend like between then and now there have been 9 other Austin Powers movies. And that Austin Powers killed Dr. Evil at the end of 4 and now there is this new evil guy, Prof. Wankington. And that every movie is based on a novel from the Austin Powers series of award winning young fiction.

If Mike Meyers really wanted to reboot and bring back the Austin Powers franchise he should come out with Austin Powers 12: “Quantam” of Solace? Yes Please!

And pretend like between then and now there have been 9 other Austin Powers movies. And that Austin Powers killed Dr. Evil at the end of 4 and now there is this new evil guy, Prof. Wankington. And that every movie is based on a novel from the Austin Powers series of award winning young fiction.